I feel real bad. While DJing at Timothy’s I look over the DJ booth. This chick was alright looking, but when she turned and looked at me I noticed she was a butterface.

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Jeremy’s an old co-worker of mine.
Crazy: yes. Funny: yes… Fruziness!!!

So I won a bid and recieved my two Commodore 64′s. These babies are gonna be painted bright orange. They were sold as-is with no video cables or power adapters. I ended up paying $45 after shipping. Next on the list is to find a working power supply.

The power brick for the Commodore computers are huge and use both AC and DC. So building my own would be too hard. Searching ebay for power supplies is harder than shopping for engagement rings. There’s a limited supply and most sellers can’t test them. Google product search has a few but are really expensive.

More about my c64 project after the jump.
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So I’m on this new diet. I can only eat foods that start with vowels. Just kidding lol. I’m on a very simple diet: low calorie, high fiber. I can’t afford to buy new pants for fit my larger waist size but I can cut my calorie intake and boost my fiber. This diet also saves me money by eating less and buying less. It also fixes my poop. Which is a good thing.
Tonight I had baked crab cakes on top of seaweed with homemade tartar sauce. Oh I also ate a can of salsa because I love salsa.
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I just made musubi. What is musubi? It’s Spam + Sushi. Extremely popular in Hawaii and friggin good. Musubi is larger than your typical sushi rolls (wimp) and has that salty spam flavor you crave.

You can substitute the spam out if you crave a different meat. Corned beef, deli meat, steak-umms, or lump crab meat. I used Turkey spam in mine. I’m cutting my calories and Turkey Spam has a third less calories and about half the fat. I also put Tamago (sushi omelet) in with the Turkey Spam.
More after the jump.

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DJing right now. I donated an hour of my pay to red cross to help Haiti. My $25 can buy 18 cases of water for the haitians. Every little bit counts.

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Kyle posing for a tasting I setup a while back. I wonder what Bob is thinking.