Category: Food

The best 538 calorie dinner I’ve ever made.

So I’m on this new diet. I can only eat foods that start with vowels. Just kidding lol. I’m on a very simple diet: low calorie, high fiber. I can’t afford to buy new pants for fit my larger waist size but I can cut my calorie intake and boost my fiber. This diet also saves me money by eating less and buying less. It also fixes my poop. Which is a good thing.
Tonight I had baked crab cakes on top of seaweed with homemade tartar sauce. Oh I also ate a can of salsa because I love salsa.
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Turkey Spam Musubi

I just made musubi. What is musubi? It’s Spam + Sushi. Extremely popular in Hawaii and friggin good. Musubi is larger than your typical sushi rolls (wimp) and has that salty spam flavor you crave.

You can substitute the spam out if you crave a different meat. Corned beef, deli meat, steak-umms, or lump crab meat. I used Turkey spam in mine. I’m cutting my calories and Turkey Spam has a third less calories and about half the fat. I also put Tamago (sushi omelet) in with the Turkey Spam.
More after the jump.

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I love the Egg Genie. No longer need to waste pot lol


First off, I LOVE EGGS!!!
Mine works great. Bought it at CVS for $19. This is actually the second version of this egg cooker. The original was yellow and was sold years ago. There are other egg cookers out there. You’ll find a million more expensive ones on amazon. They all do the same thing.
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The Best Burger? The Blue Hen Muensterburger

burger“Did anyone order a loveburger? well done” – Can’t Hardly Wait

I love cheese burgers. I love eggs. I love cheese. What’s the best burger I’ve ever made? Muenster cheese burger with a fried egg ontop. That’s right, fried egg on a cheese burger. When the egg yolk oozes into the top bun and burger its heaven. Nothing is better. A close second is a cheeseburger with a crabcake ontop. But this cheeseburger will always remain king. There are rules to the Blue Hen Muensterburger.
Only Muenster cheese.
90/10 lean ground beef.
Do not scramble the egg. Sunny side up only.
Lettuce. Tomato. Raw Onion. That’s it.

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