I feel real bad. While DJing at Timothy’s I look over the DJ booth. This chick was alright looking, but when she turned and looked at me I noticed she was a butterface.

Anyways when she looked at me I gave her a look of disgust. And she got offended. I’m sure she’s got that same reaction from a million guys. But what makes it worse I walked upto the bar and said to the bartender:

“Dude dontchu hate it when you look at a chick and she turns around and she’s a butterface? It’s scary, I just did it to this chick. I kinda feel bad dude. O well.

That’s my exact quote.
The butterface was standing right next to me. And she heard it.
Snap.