Scared guy in theater

Movies on the big screen are always better with a bathroom nearby.

It’s soon-to-be summertime, so obviously the first thought is to get outside. However, the spring and summer have their fair share of rainy days, and when that happens, a trip to the movie theatre is always a great excuse to take in a great (or even a “forgettable buy fun”) film. 

Luckily, Chicago has quite a few choices when it comes to the silver screen. Let’s be honest though, bathroom proximity is crucial if you are going to catch a show. Especially as many movies are always over two-hours these days.

Regal Cinemas is one of the largest movie theater chains in the United States. It operates theaters in various locations across the country, offering a wide range of movies and cinematic experiences to moviegoers.

The movie theatres are known for state-of-the-art facilities, comfortable seating, and high-quality audio and visual technology, providing an immersive movie-watching experience. Fully reclining seats is quite an enjoyable amenity and far cheaper than a business class airline ticket.

Regal Cinemas also offers amenities such as concession stands where you can purchase snacks and beverages to enjoy during the movie. Many of the theaters have additional features like IMAX or 3D screenings for enhanced viewing. 

The Regal on Webster St. serves three flavors of sugar bomb ice drinks and has a fully stocked bar. Needless to say, the chain and this particular theatre aims to provide a pleasant and enjoyable movie experience for customers, ensuring they have a comfortable and entertaining time at the theater. 

The movie theatre offers three flavors of slushies and nachos… a bathroom will be needed. 

The staff at Poopable recently had their first company outing for a Friday night showing of The Machine, staring one of Poopable’s favorite comedians, Bert Kreischer. It’s a fun comedy, to which you can dive deeper in a review by Jeff in his feature column, Jammin’ with Jeff. 

More importantly, the sweet relief of a spacious bathroom just steps away from the theater was crucial for this movie going experience. Regal on Webster has you covered, not only with top- with a bathroom that’s a cut above the older theatres in the city.

After indulging in an ill-advised dinner of movie theatre nachos and a large Mountain Dew flavored slushy, the proximity of the bathroom became an immediate blessing in disguise. 

While there were a few anxious glances at the watch, worrying about missing a crucial scene, the placement of the well-designed restrooms came in handy. 

At this theatre, you can comfortably answer nature’s call without missing a beat of the on-screen action. The bathroom is spaciousness and there are multiple stalls.

The bathroom is definitely built for speed and efficiency. You obviously want to take a quick processed cheese and popcorn crunch and be on your way. Any bathroom in a major city will potentially cause concern over the cleanliness factor. Fortunately the staff at the theatre a pooper conscious. 

The theatre staff maintain a clean commode. 

If a quick pit stop is needed during a spring or summer blockbuster, the facilities have you covered. 

Is Regal Cinemas Poopable?

The staff at Poopable wants to thank the Regal Webster for their first company outing and we’re happy to give the location the Poopable seal approval. 

It’s a welcome respite from the hustle and bustle of the cinema lobby, offering a escape for moviegoers to freshen up, refuel, and return to the silver screen with renewed vigor.

Shoutout to the theatre staff for their diligent efforts. The facilities are clean and well-maintained, giving you that extra peace of mind when you need to take a break from the movie or if your stomach is churning from the concessions. 

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By Neil

Neil launched Poopable in 2023, making him the Poo Poo Presidente. After overcoming childhood public restroom anxiety, one of his proudest accomplishments is relieving himself on six continents and over two-dozen countries. His preferred bathroom includes a neutral scent, double ply toilet paper and a strong industrial flush. His trade secret to making any restroom poopable – baby wipes.