Is the Lifty Loo Poopable?
Brady Nelson Looking to open and close your toilet seat without touching any lingering germs? The Lifty Loo might be for you!
Brady Nelson
Reaching for the Bottom: The Evolution of Toilet Paper
You ever look at a roll of toilet paper and think, “I’m so glad I was born in a time when we had this.” No? Well, you’re about to. Here’s…
The Future of Bathrooms According to ChatGPT
I was in the bathroom recently and was struck by how old everything is. I mean, we’re in 2023 and we sit on toilets not much different from what our…
That’s Not Sand: Part Deux
We’re not in Texas anymore. Just after releasing an article about how 90% of Texan beaches are contaminated with poop, we have to release a new piece to broaden the…
That’s Not Sand: The Down and Dirty of Texan Beaches
Imagine for a second you’re a Texan melting under the relentless desert sun. You’ve been huddling next to your AC vent for weeks now, dropping ice cubes down your shirt,…
Coffeeshop Conundrum
What do you do when Nature calls? It inevitably happens at some point once I sit down at a coffee shop to work. It might be five minutes after my…
AI and the Future of Mind Dumps
If you’ve been peeking in on my Thoughts From the Throne, then you know I’ve been having some fun with ChatGPT. Or at its expense, take your pick. I’ve also…
The Porcelain Portal Part III: Where I Get a Wind Elemental to Blow (…It’s Not What You Think)
Brady a.k.a. BN: Hi ChatGPT. I’m bored on the toilet again. Can we pick up where we left off in my adventure to the Gaseous Glade? ChatGPT: Of course! I…
Supersonic Poop: High-Speed Rail in China Getting Full of Feces
Have you ever wondered what happens to your poop when you use the bathroom on a train or airplane? Well, apparently the administrators in China chose to avoid speculating on…
Mussels Join the Ocean Environment Rescue Squad
Step aside whale poop. There’s a new poo patrol in town. I’m talking about mussels here, those clam-looking things that taste great in a pescatore. Only after you find out…