A riverfront view to accompany a post-poop bliss.
The state of Wisconsin is known to have a population that loves cheese. Dipping cheese curds in
melted cheese may sound excessive, but excess does not negate flavor. Much like the livestock,
which rivals the population, all this dairy undoubtedly causes the stomach to “moooo…”
Before I get to the details of their modern restroom, let me tell you a bit about the restaurant.
Hagemeister Park has a prime location. It sits right on the picturesque Fox River. It showcases a
pretty nice view from an outdoor patio. From what I have been told by the other patrons and
staff, the place is a favorite among locals and tourists. The location is known for serving up
classic American fare with a touch of Wisconsin flair – which generally includes cheese.
Fun fact, Hagemeister Park was the original venue for the Green Bay Packers. Go figure, this
location has the ambience and set-up of a sports bar. However, Hagemeister Park does not
include the foul stench that generally accompanies places that support teams with less than
luster records.
According to their website, “Hagemeister Park offers the city’s largest riverfront patio and the
premier waterfront dining experience.” I was able to sit at the bar and the patio on an
unseasonably warm day for the city.
I had the pleasure of trying their lunch special. It was unsurprisingly a large, buttered
cheeseburger with fires. Obviously, one must substitute fries for fried cheese curds, because
“when in Green Bay!” A perk of the little city is the prices are significantly lower than major
cities. A full lunch special with tip set me back $15 dollars.
Much can be surmised about a restaurant in how their staff maintains the facilities. The staff at
Hagemeister Park clearly understand that the heavy, comfort nature of the menu in
conjunction with over a dozen local beers on tap require an ample restroom.
The bathroom at Hagemeister Park is a veritable masterpiece of simplicity, blended with
modern day amenities. This is a shining example of a well-designed restroom at a large sports-
oriented restaurant and bar. Having just consumed a quarter pound of medium rare, buttered
beef and likely an equivocally amount of fired curds, the restroom is as welcoming as the people
in Green Bay.
As soon as I stepped inside, I was not greeted by the chemical odor of cheap urinal cakes, rather
a fresh, crisp scent, that seemed to mirror the spring weather of the day. I was impressed by
cleanliness and the modern décor.
The mirrors and floors were seemingly freshly cleaned by a staff that takes pride in their work and
establishment. The stalls themselves were roomy and well-stocked with an ample amount of toilet paper.
Hagemeister Park did not go bottom dollar with their toilet paper. Although
I felt as though it was an upgraded version of the single ply, industrial roll…which still upholds appropriate appreciation.
The lighting of a restroom in a restaurant is an important consideration for energy consumption
and general ambience. Poopable staff tend to agree that lightening can have a positive or
negative effect on setting the right “ready-to-two-mood”
The lights tend to always remain on unless a timer or motion trigger system is being utilized.
Here it appears as though the lights remain on during hours of operation. The lighting in the
bathroom is not too dark, needlessly requiring the use of iPhone flashlight,
which is awkward! Nor does it feel like you’re performing at a theatre. No need to invite literal “stage
fright!”
I have two favorites about the bathroom at Hagemeister Park. There is a baby changing station
in the male’s restroom and the bathroom features Dyson hand dryers. It may sound strange,
but many male washrooms do not have a changing station for children. A restaurant or bar that
has an accessible changing station can be the make-or-break decider for new parents.
Dyson Airblade hand dryers are ideal. They are eco-friendly and possess a 12-second dry time.
While they may be on the pricier side when compared to competing hand dryers, this restroom
patron appreciates the extra investment.
I highly recommend a visit to Hagemeister Park. The food and the riverfront view are best
appreciated in warmer weather. So, for Wisconsin, I’d say you have about a four-month
window to really soak in the vibe.
Is Hagemeister Park Poopable?
It’s the kind of restroom that says with a Wisconsin accent, “Oh hey there! You’ve had quite a
bit of cheese and butter today, let me help you out!” As a staff-reviewed restroom,
Hagemeister Park gets a resounding thumbs up. The cleanliness, modern design, eco-friendly
electronics and changing station help this bathroom achieve a distinguished rating of, certainly
Poopable.
If you’re ever in Green Bay, Stop by Hagemeister Park.
And as always, never forget to flush!
Jeff G