Reaching for the Bottom: The Evolution of Toilet Paper
Brady Nelson You ever look at a roll of toilet paper and think, “I’m so glad I was born in a time when we had this.” No? Well, you’re about to. Here’s…
Thoughts on the Throne
The Future of Bathrooms According to ChatGPT
I was in the bathroom recently and was struck by how old everything is. I mean, we’re in 2023 and we sit on toilets not much different from what our…
Coffeeshop Conundrum
What do you do when Nature calls? It inevitably happens at some point once I sit down at a coffee shop to work. It might be five minutes after my…
AI and the Future of Mind Dumps
If you’ve been peeking in on my Thoughts From the Throne, then you know I’ve been having some fun with ChatGPT. Or at its expense, take your pick. I’ve also…
The Porcelain Portal Part III: Where I Get a Wind Elemental to Blow (…It’s Not What You Think)
Brady a.k.a. BN: Hi ChatGPT. I’m bored on the toilet again. Can we pick up where we left off in my adventure to the Gaseous Glade? ChatGPT: Of course! I…
Snake Eyes: Rolling the Dice in Casino Bathrooms
Yes, Los Angeles has casinos. We're not here to talk about how their tables are. We want to know the state of their thrones.
The Porcelain Portal Continued: Diving Deeper into ChatGPT’s Weird Filthy “Mind”
After starting a journey to the Gaseous Glade with ChatGPT, Brady continues his journey into an AI-created world
The Porcelain Portal: A Journey into the Mind of ChatGPT
BN: Hi ChatGPT. I’m on the toilet and I’m bored. Can you entertain me? ChatGPT: Of course, I’d be happy to help entertain you while you’re on the toilet! How…
The Perennial Desire to Put Lipstick on Pigs
The questionable potency of perfume to pacify a poopy smell… I’ll be at a party when it inevitably happens. I need to make use of the facilities. So off I…